Lovely Lovely West Lothian.

West Lothian is the place I grew up.
A fairly unremarkable splatter of council estates, new build schemes, green belt villages, pound store high-streets, super markets and shopping centers. When I meet someone that hasn't heard of our post industrial retail paradise I mention four things:

Livingston Skate Park 

Pictured: My Teenage years

Livingston 'Centre' - which is the retail equivalent of Frankenstein's monster

Two of these car parks high lighted are now shopping units.

'Jewel of the Nation the Planet the Universe' Susan Boyle

She's had her hair done since then.

Or this Frankie Boyle joke (skip to 22s)

  

Oh and some dude with stupid hair.