I'M DISGUSTED.

SICKENING YOUTH OF TODAY

 It's no secret that the youth of today are on a downward spiral of decadence and depravity. The sickening collapse of common decency in today's society brought on by bleeding heart lefties and influx of benefit grabbing foreigners - our own children of this great nation are being turned into drug users and criminals. 

Here are some of the disgusting examples of a country gone mad. 

Timothy Galloway AKA Toothless Timmy

 

Despite the seemingly harmless obsession with cakes Timmy is a drug addict and seller - he has been in court more than 10 times in the last year alone for intent to sell and assault. He hides baggies of drugs and drug paraphernalia inside the many bakery products which he sells at church bake sales. Deep within the underground narcotics rings in boy and girl scouts he answers directly to the drug pin king 'Brown Owl Big Margeret' - the brown being a nod to the vast amounts of heroin dealt and used by herself.
He cites a major influence to be Nigella Lawson famous for her 'Coke Cake Parties'

Pictured here clearly off her tits on Timmy's special bakes.

He says he's sold to her multiple times, stating

"She's a good 'un but is like a fuckin' hoover when it comes to blow. She acts aw posh but when it's the weekend she loves kicking about the streets with the rest of us, putting back cans of special and fortified wine."

Dear reader, I can only think of poor faultless Charles Saatchi and his struggle with such a vile woman.

Kevin Conway AKA Kev' the Spliffking

 

Some soft-headed liberals will tell you that Marijuana, Cannabis or the Devils Plant is completely safe and that it should be legalised and simply regulated by the government. 

This of course is completely ridiculous.

Here we have young Kevin proudly posing with his vast amounts of Cannabis worth up to 5 Million pound in street value. The number of lives he has willingly destroyed with his uncaring attitude is uncountable. If this kind of thing is legalised Kevin will be a legitimate businessman - free to maim and kill indiscriminately. 

He is no stranger to brushes with the law and is proud of his arms length criminal record. Underneath his fringe he has tattooed on his forehead 'FTP 420' which is street lingo for 'F@#k The Police - Lets get high and kill a granny.'

Absolutely disgusting.

Margaret Sinclair AKA Mad Molly

 

Mad Molly is currently behind bars for Assault, Battery, GBH and other heinous crimes. 

Like all the others her age she shows absolutely no guilt for her actions and claims that all her victims (one of them including her own mother)

"Deserved it." 

or

 "Had it coming."

Even in prison her attitude has not changed and has in fact risen quickly to become the 'Big Momma' - ruthlessly beating several inmates with socks filled with crayolas. Despite being rather comfortable with an endless supply of cigarettes and a sentence of just 3 years she says she can't wait to get out and 

"Finish the job" 

In the picture above she is joyously writing death threats to her victims and other people she randomly selected out of the Yellow Pages.

Craig Smith AKA Crazy Captain Craig

 

Crazy Captain Craig is currently out of the country with his whereabouts unknown. But an educated guess is that he is somewhere just off the Somalian coast in the Arabian Sea doing what he loves - pirating. 

It all started with an exposure to computers at a young age instead of the Bible. When he started downloading 'Now That's What I Call Music 85' for free off the internet. After that it was a slippery slope. Caught by the buzz of not paying for something he quickly downloaded an AK47 and an Easy Jet ticket to Somalia, where he leads his own group of pirates taking hostages and stealing haulage. 

He has killed up to 30 people thus far. Shooting both hostages and competing pirates.

Now I think every person goes through a little bit of a phase when they are younger. Remember when lovely Mark Thatcher decided to go off into a little bit of arms dealing and start a coup d'état? That's perfectly forgivable as a young man. But the fact Craig only comes back to Britain to claim his unemployment benefits is disgusting. The cheek.

 Elizabeth Bennett Hawthorne AKA Eliza B

 

Of course some of these degenerates are in plain sight. But consider young Elizabeth Bennett Hawthorne; she sticks in at school, works part-time at the local Waitrose and comes across as polite in every single way. 

At the weekend however Ms. Hawthorne turns into Eliza B. Heading out to whichever happening discotheque or nightclub is playing thumping loud happy hardcore music, necking as many pills and snorting as many lines as she possibly can. All weekend she spends awake dancing erratically and chewing off the side of her face.

She is also a member of a hardcore techno group wherein she is the lead singer/rapper seeing some success in the German and Italian music scene - which sounds perfectly fine until you listen to some of the lyrics:

"Dancing all night 'cause I don't give a fuck, don't mess with me cause I carry a Glock."

It is poor girls like Elizabeth whose minds are polluted by the appeal of drugs and violence that Britain openly enjoys so much in our day and age. 

                                                                                                                

What can one do in this terrible state of affairs that has this once great country by the throat? Should we start to work together to solve our problems? Create a sense of community where people don't feel the need to break the law? 

Of course not.

Just blame everyone else.