Bottle of Buckfast Wrapped in an ASDA bag.

Aww whit dae ye fuckin’ cry it? Ach ah cannae mind

'Sa tune like,

It fuckin’ goes like

LLLIIBBBEERRRRTTTAAAAAEEEEEEEE!!!

Dockarty ken? Ken eh goat caught injectin’ some quines arm eh!?

Wis in th’ paper eh? The Sun or th’ Daily Star or suttin like that.

Ken, pure taking the Heroin and that.

SEE IM NAE A JUNKIE, I LIKE A DRINK THOUGH EH!?

Aye fuckin’… Oh wait here yer nae fonin the polis on us are ye?

Dinna’ be a dick min… Fuckin’ ut meh

Can ye no just phone us ah taxi?

We thot thon place wis a hotelllll

Goan’ phone us ah taxi fur a hotel

Whur are we? Belmont Street? FAH’S BELMONT STREET!?

Fer’s that?

Wur no frum round here ken?

Fuckin…

Haow did that go again?

LLIIBBBEEERRRTTAAAAEEEEEEE!!!

Was that how that gon? Fuckin’ e’s th’ famuossh loon?

Hud that band…

PETER! THAT WAS IT!

PETUR DOCKARTY!

LIBBBERRRTTTAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Aye, eh’s a fuckin’ junkie

See me?

I’m nae a fuckin’ junkie.