-We put him in the corner and put a sheet over him and a
pillow under his head. We went to bed and when we got up we realised he wisnae
breathing. We phoned an ambulance and he been dead for 5 hours. That was 4 days
after his birthday. I shouldnae have let him buy that smack. - Firstbus
-I can count the number of times I’ve signed on on my one
hand. - West Calder
-Are you at uni aye? Aye thought so, see me I’m nae a clever
cunt. – Outside a bar
-Aye throwing his weight around just cause he’s got a uniform
on. Prick. – Kitchen Manager
- If we see any fenian’s we’ll fucking batter ‘um. – Glasgow
one night
- I wouldnae be wandering about here at night time. Hope
you’ve got a car to get ye hame. – West Calder
- I’ve done things to your mother that ye widnae believe
son, so cut out yer shite. – My friend’s stepdad, Addiewell
- Doesnae even ken who I am, doesnae ken me at all. Ken fit
he says? Mess wi’ von and I’ll stab ye. Whit bottle that boy had. – Firstbus
-Aye yer lucky! I wis aboot to chib ye *Produces a Philips
screw driver* - Livingston
-Nah they’re nae from round here! Aye fuck off I’ll turn
that swagger into a stagger! – Blackburn outside a corner shop.
-I’ll beat fuck out ye. – Bathgate
-I swear. I swear. I swear on mah wains – Bus
-I didnae ken min, I wis that away wae it, anything could
have happened. Maybe I did do something wi that lassie, maybe I didnae –
Co-worker on a night out.
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